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How to keep your sex life alive now you're in a long-distance relationship. A six pack of ABS?! Literally, that is like a man saying he claps when the plane lands or likes being pushed around in a Tesco trolley on a Sunday morning - whilst your kids are sobbing because they have ran out of those squeezy yoghurts pouches. If you have been buried away under a mountain of ironing, whilst desperately trying to watching Eastenders episodes - here is a quick refresher on what exactly a Dad Bod is. A Dad Bod by definition, is not too fat nor skinny. A manly body, with a hairy chest and is definitely not ripped with muscle.
Top definition. Dad bod. If human bodies were cuts of meat, the dad bod would skew more marbled rib eye than filet mignon; or, if human bodies were sea mammals, dad bod would be more like a grazing manatee than a speedy dolphin. The dad bod is more mudslide than mountain, more soft serve than sorbet, more sad trombone than clarinet, more mashed potato than skinny fry. The dad bod is built for comfort. Aug 18 Word of the Day. Are they a girl or a boy?
Thirst trapping's integration into mainstream pop culture has brought us many great joys in this cruel world. We can, in essence, thirst without abandon. Thirst trapping has also facilitated a more precise labeling of body types. We're living in primetime for objectification. Outlets like the Washington Post , which published a flow chart allowing men to determine whether or not they possessed the dad bod , picked it up and had a field day. For once, society joined hands to celebrate what a real, average working man looks like; peace swept over the land.